"Caught reading smut in public."

Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to still text “u up?” after chapter 37.

Location: Between your bookshelf and your nightstand.

Favorite Trope: Enemies to Lovers (obviously)

Smut Level: 5 flames, minimum

Vibe Check: Unhinged but hot

About Me: I believe pleasure is power, smut is sacred, and every reader deserves merch that feels as wild and specific as the books that ruined them.

I’m bold, bookish, and extremely down to vibe. I’ve got trope-inspired scents, “do not disturb” merch, and mugs that would make your grandma clutch her pearls. But more than that, I’ve got taste. And values. And vibes for days.

If you highlight sex scenes, annotate paperbacks like sacred texts, and scream about fictional men with your whole chest… we’re soulmates.

Turn-Ons: Highlighted sex scenes, subversive women, books with a body count and a banging scene, scented candles that could summon a morally gray love interest.

Turn-Offs: Beige energy, misogyny disguised as literary criticism, “no kink at book club” vibes, anyone who says romance isn’t real literature.