"Caught reading smut in public."

Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to still text “u up?” after chapter 37.

Location: Knoxville, TN

Favorite Trope: Found Family

Smut Level: 5 flames, minimum

Vibe Check: Unhinged but hot

About Me: I believe pleasure is power, smut is sacred, and every reader deserves merch that feels as wild and specific as the books that ruined them.

I’m bold, bookish, and extremely down to talk about your favorite book. I’ve got trope-inspired scents, “do not disturb” merch, and mugs that would make your grandma clutch her pearls. But more importantly, I’ve got values and integrity in what I create.

If you highlight sex scenes, annotate paperbacks like sacred texts, and scream about fictional men with your whole chest… we may already be best friends.

Turn-Ons: Highlighted sex scenes, subversive women, queer main characters, incense that could summon a morally gray love interest.

Turn-Offs: Beige energy, misogyny disguised as literary criticism, “no kink at book club” vibes, anyone who says romance isn’t real literature.